🍫 sk1bidi_rizz_king - March 4, 2026

bro this song is literally so sigma no cap 💀 white chocolate man has more rizz than anyone at my school. i put this on in the group chat and everyone was like "this lowkey slaps" fanum tax on anyone who skips it fr fr

🍫 gyatt_queen_2014 - March 2, 2026

ok but the way this song lives in my head rent free is actually unhinged 😭😭 i was on the ohio bus playing this on full volume and the driver told me to stop but like sorry sir this is a certified banger. mewing to this rn. its giving main character energy

🍫 Brenda K. - October 15, 1999

I heard this at my cousin's wedding and I cried. Not because of the wedding, because of the MUSIC. The kazoo solo changed my life. LeoOOOOL is a genius.

🍫 DJ_FreshBeatz - September 3, 1999

Can I sample this for my mixtape? I'm putting it on a CD-R and handing them out at the mall. This is the smoothest thing since smooth jazz. Email me back ASAP!

🍫 Anonymous - August 22, 1999

The shine... it's beautiful. I can see my reflection in it from the music video. Truly a work of art. - Definitely NOT the Head Buffer

🍫 TimmyAge12 - July 4, 1999

my older brother showed me this and now its the only song i listen to. i made a white chocolate man poster for my room with markers. when i grow up i want to play the zither like LeoOOOOL

🍫 MusicCritic2000 - June 18, 1999

I've reviewed over 500 albums this year and nothing comes close to the raw emotional power of "White Chocolate Man." The Wisdom's guitar work is transcendent. 10/10. Album of the century.

🍫 ChocolateLover_Jenny - May 30, 1999

I used to only like dark chocolate. This song converted me. I now exclusively eat white chocolate. My dentist is concerned but my SOUL has never been happier. Thank you WCM!!!